was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
You were doing bacon vodka shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce. You're officially fucking disgusting. I love you.
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