she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
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