I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together.
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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