So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
Randomize
