I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
She def said "you had your chance!" after telling me she had a boyfriend. Like a pile of dogshit lecturing me on how I missed out on having itself stuck to the bottom of my shoe.
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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