the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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