I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Stop inviting me to your birth control calender reminders...my job is to test its effectiveness, not know its schedule
Lmao sorry
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
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