im about as happy as oj after his trial
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
You slow danced with your carpet steamer last night.
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
Then you screamed in her face to shut up about thick thighs saving lives because actually they can suffocate people during oral sex
Drunk me is very safety conscious And apparently just as annoyed by her as sober me
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