i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
I'm drunk, laying in bed, eating macaroni salad. I dropped a piece and tried to pick it up with a fork. My cleavage is bleeding and I haven't been laid yet. Heeeyyyy!!!
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
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