your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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