tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
Sometimes, when I'm driving alone I talk to myself in a Russian accent so I think it's my mommy and it calms me down.
last night i was so high that when a homeless person asked me for a dollar, i responded: dolla dolla bill ya'll.
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
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