i need an iv and a liver transplant
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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