Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
My drunk body wants to fuck you so bad, but my high mind is telling me it's too much work. I think I'm just gonna stay home and eat some Mac and cheese. Sorry.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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