She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
that blonde bartender and I racked up an impressive mini bar bill last night
Mini bar? Did you get a hotel room?
Yeah, the last thing I need right now is a chick with an insane clown posse tattoo knowing where I live
That’s legit
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