She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
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