one two three fourrrrnication!
a very overweight girl in the ER just said she trippped over the invisible wii jump rope and fell
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
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