she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
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