in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
You admitted to me in secrecy that you want to jerk off a unicorn.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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