She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
So I'm about to drive his drunk ass home and he spits on my car. Before I can say, "Dude, what the fuck?!", he puts his finger to my lips and goes "shhh, its in the past."
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
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