Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
LA Sucks. The only way i can get laid is if i tell people im at a law firm that represent film producers.
And when they figure it out, they act like IM shallow.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
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