My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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