Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
Bank of America texted me 7 times in 12 hours to say my balance was below $50. I kept transfering money back in. Then I texted my bank saying that it was okay, i knew what I was doing.
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
I think my moral compass just broke
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