A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
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