The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
Randomize
