So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
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