omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
A guy at the bar bought me a jag bomb because I'm the chick that frosts his donuts at KT. Never have I been more proud of being a failure at life.
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
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