found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
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