before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
I would fuck him just for his dog
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
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