Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
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