I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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