in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Haha so apparently that girl last thought I was you the whole time, and in the morning realized you weren't the one she fucked. Thanks for your help.
Woke up with feathers in my hair. at work. still drunk. sooo awkward.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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