Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
Randomize