I feel like I'm in dance class right now
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
All the alcohol I spilled on myself must have acted as a disinfectant or something. I haven't showered in three days and I still don't have a staph infection from sleeping on the lawn with you.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
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