If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
My sunday was babysitting three big, drunk, crying Swedes. Unless your day involved four or more giant drunk swedes I don't want to hear about it.
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
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