just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
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