"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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