So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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