You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
Best part about losing weight and not fitting into your pants any longer? They come off quick for chipotle emergencies.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
90% sure I just opened a snapchat of you in a fuzzy bathrobe next to your ceiling collapsing
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
I've got a tequila scented hand sanitizer for you.
you're the best roommate i could ever have.
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
I'm drunk and don't know where I am. There's a giant metal penguin if that helps.
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