new low, i just stole money from my 5 year old sister to buy condoms
well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Randomize
