this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
The party tonight has no theme but I decided to go as a home wrecker.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
No no no...you park the car, stick your tongue down his throat, slip your number in his pocket, invite him to insomnia, and THEN LEAVE. You go from awkward to epic in a matter of seconds.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
I broke a rule
Which One?!
The one where I shouldn't sleep with your friends. I broke this particular rule 4 times.
You're officially the worst brother ever.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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