3.50 mugs at the bar.
Nah man, im with an ugly chick. Im waiting til everyone's drunk enough tonight, they don't notice.
How ugly, and does she have friends?
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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