just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
All the alcohol I spilled on myself must have acted as a disinfectant or something. I haven't showered in three days and I still don't have a staph infection from sleeping on the lawn with you.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
The shower rod just came down while I was pooping. I caught it though and the curtain stayed on, so I'm not sure if it's a good or bad omen for the rest of my day
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