i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
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