i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
Randomize
