Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
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