Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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