why didn't you poke me back
i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
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