quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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