Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
you mean i was at the winter classic?
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
Apparently 'check out this motherfucker' is not an appropriate greeting to use in the vicinity of sitting united states senators. Who knew
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
I am not sure which is more amazing; The fact that she offered me sex, beer AND nachos, or that she can properly use a semi-colon at her current blood alcohol level.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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