Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
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