Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
nothing says "you're fucked" like watching a movie with the family and a handle of vodka comes crashing down from your hiding spot in the ceiling tiles.
Today is definitely a "stand over the toilet and pee through the opening at the bottom of my boxers" kind of day.
I guess the silver lining is that having a big dick really comes in handy when you're hungover.
It's a mixed blessing.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
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