"it" just moved
Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
My new successful method of booty calling is sending a screencap of a map with the shortest route from their location to mine highlighted.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
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